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Delirium Cafe
Café · IJburg, Amsterdam, Netherlands
Laptop etiquette
- Laptops welcome · 5
Quiet on weekday mornings, social hub in the evenings.
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The signals
Iffy for calls
Reliable enough, but the speed's middling for video.
Average of 5 speed tests filed here — every dot is one test, the green mark is the average.
5 reports · all within a point
1 = Patchy · 5 = Rock-solid
5 reports · all within a point
1 = Bustling · 5 = Silent
5 reports · spread 2–4
1 = No sockets · 5 = Sockets everywhere
5 reports · spread 2–4
1 = Cramped · 5 = Loungey
5 reports · all within a point
1 = Dim · 5 = Bright
How it compares in Amsterdam
- Quiet3.8/5
Quieter than 4 of 8 measured spots in Amsterdam
- Rating4.0/5
Higher-rated than 2 of 8 measured spots in Amsterdam
Ranked against every Amsterdam spot we’ve measured — a map pin can’t tell you that.
Best time to go
Quietest in the afternoon — noise 2.0/5 from 3 reports. Loudest in the evening, at 2.5/5.
Most people report working here in the afternoon — 3 of 5 reports.
Bars are how many reports came from each window, not a live busyness feed.
RWA write-up
A café in IJburg, Amsterdam, averaging 34 Mbps across 5 speed tests, laptops welcome, rated 3.8/5 for quiet. 5 people have filed 5 reports here, and every number on this page is computed from them.
What people mention
Where it is
IJburg, Amsterdam, Netherlands
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Community reports
Newest 10 Jul 2026 · oldest 24 Jan 2026
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Worked the afternoon ·
Noticeably faster than when I came last winter, 42 down this time. Still dim at the back, still very relaxed about laptops.
- Wifi holds up
- 4.0/5
- Quiet
- 4.0/5
- Plugs
- 3.0/5
- Seating
- 4.0/5
- Light
- 3.0/5
Worked the afternoon ·
The shelf along the window is standing height and usually free. Slow wifi but a calm room to think in.
- Wifi holds up
- 4.0/5
- Quiet
- 4.0/5
- Plugs
- 3.0/5
- Seating
- 3.0/5
- Light
- 4.0/5
Worked the afternoon ·
Fine for email and documents, no use for anything needing bandwidth. Sockets are scarce - I counted two in the whole place.
- Wifi holds up
- 4.0/5
- Quiet
- 4.0/5
- Plugs
- 2.0/5
- Seating
- 4.0/5
- Light
- 3.0/5
Worked the evening ·
Only 16 down, but it did not drop once in three hours. There is a two-seater in the back corner that is quieter than the rest of the room.
- Wifi holds up
- 5.0/5
- Quiet
- 3.0/5
- Plugs
- 4.0/5
- Seating
- 2.0/5
- Light
- 3.0/5
Worked the evening ·
Tables are small and close together, so it is laptop-and-a-coffee rather than spreading out. The connection was quick, mind.
- Wifi holds up
- 4.0/5
- Quiet
- 4.0/5
- Plugs
- 3.0/5
- Seating
- 2.0/5
- Light
- 4.0/5
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